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The petition is to refute the petition located here. Is there anything more asinine than to start a petition not to prevent a crappy game from being made but to protest a game that has already been created and brought joy to millions and converted newer "gamers" over to the series?

Do not mistake me. This is no celebration of stupid as this petition furthers the extreme of useless petitions online. No, there's nothing more wasteful of a person's time than to create something upon the internet which support nothing and makes no claims that could possibly ever be substantiated.

To clarify the aim of this petition's presence on the net let address the point the other party has made and assess whether or not they are reasonable.

- Footsteps don't sound like horse feet

To what ear? Are your ears sound retardant? Perhaps you should not be playing this game on your mom's TV/VCR in the basement and actually pay for a decent sound system.

- Walking speed does not resemble the one from a turtle

More animal similarities? So it sounds like a horse and moves like a turtle.

- Running speed is not based on Quake 4

We've already covered speed above, kid. Let's try again.

- Peaking and moving is possible

Well, from what you've already said 'moving is slow like turtle'. So I assume you can move in the game. As for "peaking" I would assume that you mean "strafe".

- Zooming and reloading is possible both ways

Both ways? You like it both ways? What are we talking about here. WHAT KIND OF SICK PETIITION IN THIS?!!

- There is no arcade alike grenade throwing system of circle clouds

Okay, your petition is slowly sinking into an incoherent jumble of words. This is how you read for the good man do game yes.

- You can spectate the game while being dead

Which is probably more than you'll get in real life. I like spectate hot chixxors. Too it is good.

- Flash grenades have an effect on more than your own feet

Because all of us who are NOT game designers know that Flash grenades hurt all of your body not just your feet. Silly game designers. Just because they heightened the affect due to that view's proximity of the player's body versus the landscape... how dare they seek to add dimension to the game and effects! I demand A flash grenade for FEET ALONE! I WANT A R6:L WITH AN EFFECT FOR MY ASS TOO!

- You can prone

I'm *prone* to ignore the rest of the list because I cannot understand it nor is it based anywhere in reality. Instead of picking apart a game you obviously don't like why not try Ghost Recon? It has all of the above and more. Why not be a happy person instead of a bored complainer. Happy people are 50\% sexier to their sex of choice- or both!

But really folks this is the best part... the closing. Let's enjoy this together and then I would ask you to take a moment and savor the total lack of sense or coherency in the following statement. Enjoy:

"You do not have to agree to all of the above, but simply the general idea of what an R6 game should have, as we all have different opinions on the more specific things, but have the same overall idea on how a R6 game should be!"

Translation: You do not actually have to understand or agree with me but sign so that we show people stuff that I think heard all of us to have stuff on net and ASS FLASH GREANADE NEEDED.

So you see my friends, you are signing this petition to boycott this particular form of stupidly from plaguing the net and beg the creators to find a better use of their time besides making up pointless crap on the internet. Why not go better your hand eye coordination? Shave those palms and get back to work!




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