Save America: California to West Texas sign now

I. Topic:
In order to ease growing distaste for the Golden State, it is our civic duty to share our knowledge and southern values with those Californians. Although a change has already begun, in order to expedite the process the name of "California" must be changed to "West Texas".

II. Credibility:
I am a native Texan interested in the salvation of the United States of America.

III. Introduction:
Alleviating tension between the north western states may be realized by direct association of California with Texas through a Big Brother type relationship; this relationship has already been initiated and may be perpetuated by changing the name of California to West Texas.

IV. Body:
According to Patricia Limerick (ex-president of the University of Colorado) Californias panoply of internal problems stem from their brutish history including, but not limited to the viciousness of the Red Scare and Cold War in Hollywood, and the haughtiness of Northern Californians peering down at Southern Californians*
A. To date, Californias budget woes, precarious position along the San Andreas Fault, and their impending water crisis, has led to a sentiment- throughout the nation- of distaste and scorn.
B. To compound this problem, according to CSPN**, general attitudes concerning Californians are usually limited to buzz words such as: fast-paced, loud, plastic, rude, immoral, vain, superficial, disrespectful** (Trust me the list goes on and on.)
We, as Texans, are in a unique position to aide our nation; we can remedy said scorn and distaste by imposing our moral values upon them. Ultimately to accomplish this challenge we will have to psychologically affect everyone in that state; we are going to have to change Californias name to "West Texas".
A. Already this installation has begun, as illustrated by the website- Texifornia***; changing their name will enhance the speed of this process at least 100 fold.
B. Solving Californias domestic issues is a tough undertaking, but Im confident that once they have adopted a reasonable attitude towards life and towards one another they will be able to solve their issues.

V: Conclusion:
It is our civic duty to assist our fellow Americans in maximizing their pleasure and minimizing their pain. Once California adopts a Texan disposition, they will learn to love their state and in turn, love to take care of their state. Thus, America will cease to be plagued by scourge of Califonias seeking refuge in other states.

*http://www.colorado.edu/AmStudies/lewis/west/rural.htm
**:http://www.washington.edu/uwired/outreach/cspn/hstaa432/lesson_1/hstaa432_1.html
***:http://windhaven.bravepages.com/texifornia/

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