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What is a FOB? As a dicitonary nicely puts it;


SuperFob


- Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care


- You like dim sum chicken feet


- You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged


- Your only hangout is Chinatown


- All the lights in your house are fluorescent


- You dry your cloths outside your window


- You need a haircut


- You either smell like cigarettes or food





Ok, so maybe joy doesn't dim sum and can speak english properly (for the most part) but she does


1) smells like food all the time (bbq i think)


2) hangs out at chinatown a little too much for someone who's supposedly 'hardcore.'


3) needs a haircut but refuses cuz its not 'long' enough. (too cheap imo)


4) owns bootleg cds of fob bands (<.>

5) watches asian talkshows on youtube (>.>)





Won't you take a minute of out of your life to help this poor helpless soul...last thing we need is an illiterate immigrant.








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