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Dear Roman Catholic Church and whoever feels like listening,

We are sitting here today pleading and praying for your attention. Ayn Rand, a firm believer of objectivism and one of the most persuasive people ever to grace our great green planet, must be sainted.

This person has performed miracles previously unmatched by any other human being or diety before her and to date, not one person/diety has ever been able to match such a feat. Ayn Rand has united all Americans under the Welfare system, from poor blacks and whites to Puerto Ricans and a majority of the Irish. She has single-handedly united all of the people in the American lower class to fight for one cause, which ironically, was to stop her.

In a world where many Americans dispute over political, religious and social issues, only one time will such a large group, and all of the Puerto Ricans, be united under one cause. No, it's not September 11, Ayn Rand had nothing to do with that. She fought for objectivism.

She puts the word "united" in the United States of America. For this cause and several more, I'm sure, she must be sainted. If not, at least consider Kurt Angle, the Olympic Champion Gold Medal winner in amateur wrestling in 1996 for his act of martyrdom by signing with the WWE in 1999.

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