Ruin Josh Hamilton's Career sign now

Outfielder Josh Hamilton is a known user and offender of the illegal narcotic crack cocaine. Unfortunately, this piece of garbage has managed to survive after seven relapses and find his way back into professional baseball. Even worse, he goes around touting his story, winning friends from fans, players, and umpires alike who have nothing better to do than throw pity parties for weak people drawn to illicit, deadly substances. In signing this petition with me, you are helping to do your part to scare this scumbag out of professional sports for good. This petition will be presented to all baseball pitchers following this All Star break or whenever enough signatures are obtained. This petition requests all that National League pitchers, when facing the Reds, will, when Hamilton steps to the plate, not give him any pitch to hit, but rather throw a four seam fastball and aim directly for his skull each time. Of course, suspensions may be considered if this happens. However, if we convince at least 75\% of pitchers that this is a good idea, baseball will see the lunacy of trying to suspend dozens and dozens of pitchers, and will be powerless to stop the beanings. Hopefully, Hamilton will get injured from this, or get discouraged and give up baseball. Summary statement: This petition requests all pitchers who face Josh Hamilton in the second half of the baseball season exclusively at his head with fastballs.

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