Replace the Statue of Liberty with the Statue of Beamonosity! sign now

We, the people (specifically the smart ones), are requesting that the United States Government take down the Statue of Liberty and replace it with The Statue of Beamonosity. Aside from the fact that Mrs./Ms. Liberty is looking fairly ugly as of late (compaired to the cunning Mr. Beamon) she's also a very bad statue in general. The French will not design the Mr. Beamon tower, but only the best in this work Techron Sculptures (the guys who did the Han Solo carbon freeze statue) will work with us. Although the statue won't be green, everyone will be green with Envy at the greatness of Mr. Beamon. We also plan on instaling a voice box in the head that says "Welcome to the USA, critters." That and it lays golden eggs.

So please, be logical, and let us do it. We'll tap into the Idaho Potatoe Reserch Fund for funding once we get the go ahead (sorry, farmers, get over it, Mr. Beamon can improve your crops growth 10 fold.)

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Oscar MathisBy:
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