Remove The Zerg sign now

We, the undersigned starcraft community, would like to bring the following to blizzard's management and development team : since Zerg have not yet been officially announced by Blizzard while the two other races have, we believe this is an obvious plan to take them out.

In exaxt words, we, the undersigned, wish that Zerg be taken out of the game and no longer appear in any Starcraft game. Furthermore, we require a formal paper that they would not appear in other blizzard games, such as Diablo or Warcraft franchises. Our reasons are as follows:


1)Zerg is the race with fewest units, therefore they would be the easiest to take out (less units to delete). People might argue terrans do not have much more units than them, so it could be taken into consideration that they might be taken out to, leaving only Protoss. While we're at it, we would like the name to be changen from "Starcraft 2" (Starcraft 2, ohhh how original!) to "Protoss"
2)Zerg is the race with the shortest name. It's not really a reason to take them out, but I'm getting my weakest arguments out at first, keeping the strongest for the end.
3)Zerg race never played much of a role in any starcraft game, except the first.
4)We feel that the game would be easier to balance with two race instead of 3. Better yet, it would be even easier to balance with only one race (protoss). And best of all, the game could be released next week as most Protoss units are out.
5)No one plays Zerg anyway. And those who do... well they could always play terran or protoss. Or just protoss.
6)Zerg are organic being; how can they survive in space? Blizzard could make a short animation showing all zerg exploding from pression in space. That would be the intro.
7)We feel the story would be much easier to follow if it was between two races instead of three. Zerg attacks protoss who gets attacked by terran who attacked zerg when zerg invaded protoss who attacked terran... TOO COMPLEX! Take for example Company of Heroes : Allies vs Axis. NOW YOU KNOW WHO TO SHOOP ON!
8)Wtf are Zerg anyway
9)Blizzard would only have to design two campaigns instead of one. Not only would they save money, they could actually ship the game much earlier.
10)When someone chose "random" on B.net, that would increase the odds he gets protoss (to 50\% from 33,3\%; 16,7\% increase. Furthermore, you wouldn't have to build extra zealots/firebats)

For all these reasons and much more, we wish that Zerg be deleted from Starcraft 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 and all following series, add-on, derived products, magazines, short stories, novels, television shows, movies and radio shows.

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