Regis is the plague sign now

Dear Regis,
The Langley High School community has decided to join hands in hate. And that hatred is for you, my friend. Except, we aren't really friends, because you have none. There are many reasons for our hatred, and those reasons span far and wide into your grotesque personality, and your disturbing rejection of western hygienic practices. THIS IS AMERICA, DAMMIT. Let's go into it a little bit. a) Beat boxing. If you haven't thought to stop yet, you're just retarded. b) The stories of weed. Honestly, no one cares. Stop talking about it. Half of it isn't even true you stupid smelly Frenchman. c) No man should ever use mascara on his facial hair, you homoerotic bastard. d) Stop acting high all the time. e) Shower. Right now. f) No band wants you to play with them. Stop trying to invite yourself into other peoples bands. You have no talent at drums or bass anyways. g) Seriously. Go shower. h) Never shave your head again. Thanks. i) Your impressions suck. Stop trying to impress us by doing them. j) Your goatee is like pubic hair glued to your face. Do yourself a favor and buy a razor. k) The worst part is that you have yet to figure out the above reasons for hatred are even personality-flaws.
The sad thing is, Mr. Bourdinot, is that is just the beginning. The hatred goes into so many more dimensions, its mind boggling. Anyway, please take this to heart. Change, or get out of the country. Oh, and contrary to what you told my associate a few days ago, eating a whole pack of nicotine gum will kill you. Also, snorting Zoloft will produce no mind-altering effect. Shut up and stop making things up. You are a shame to mankind and a scourge to the human race, and the bane to our existence.

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