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We, the undersigned, believe that Torgo, the loveable satyr who once watched the place while the master was away in the 1966 movie "Manos" The Hands of Fate, should have his lifeless corpse exhumed and reanimated.

He was not massaged to death as the popular belief goes, nor was his last moment spent running into the darkness, with his arm on fire. Rather, he commited suicide from deep emotional issues stemming from listening to the horrible, angsty band "Thrice".

Therefore, we hereby take this chance to ask that Torgo be given another chance at life. Such an end was not meant for such a noble creature as Torgo.

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