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"We the undersigned, as citizens of the planet earth, make a request to all leaders from all nations to immediately smoke a one ounce bag of marijuana and to than watch 15 episodes of Fawlty Towers. We request that you enable your military and citizens to do likewise. This will help to foster peace and understanding amongst all peoples and it will aid many of you in your endeavours to quit being assholes.
Many of the earths people have reported problems and deaths due to your behaviour. Studies have shown that to continue behaving in the manner you presently do would result in the complete elimination of all peoples from the face of the earth. Smoking marijuana is no more harmful, and actually less so, than smoking cigarettes or consuming alcohol. And as you know, many of you already have a problem with alcohol and this has contributed to your reputation as an asshole. We recognize the need for an adequate world supply of marijuana and therefore propose we use Canada as a growing base and hire all social misfits to be farmers and harvesters. This will have the added benefit of easing up needs on our social nets saving tax dollars for our citizens. We believe that our city should at the very least aid us by parceling a portion of public land for this use, and at most fund, build and maintain a greenhouse for year round growing."

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