Professor Talton's Online Petition sign now

This petition states that we fully support Professor Talton's policy banning the usage of cell phones and/or masturbating during her classes. This petition also bans the usage of weaves only sometimes, so we won't have any problems identifying you when you come to class weave-less. We also ban students from offering Professor Talton home-cooked meals when we can hear your husband in the next classroom hacking up his lungs and its contents.

Please do not attend any of the colleges Professor Talton teach at if the only reason why you're attending college is because you want people to say, "that brotha is doing thangs" or "I want to make that paper." Or if you're using your fingers, toes, private parts and other body parts to add, subtract, multiply and divide.

And please, oh please ban the lying arse students from her class! She doesn't care if your husband turned off the electricity off from the breakers in your house and you couldn't complete an assignment. She also doesn't care if your best friend got shot right in front of you, called you from his cell phone and you had to rush to him and save his life. We know that saving his life while he was shot right in front of you while calling you from his cell phone is more important than your already due paper.

Professor Talton does not need any added stress in her life.

But we do allow hunky MerMer-like men to come to class in short shorts. Oh yeah! Yummmm!

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