Prevention of Pointless Petitions sign now

Over the last twenty(20) years I have had a great deal of petitions pass under my nose, begging for my Herbie Hancock. While a select few of the afore mentioned petitions were worthy of the approveing kiss of my quill (hearafter referred to as "my signature"), most of them were absolute trash. I hearby propose a ban on such trite and useless drivel, before anymore time is wasted on such frivolous matters. It is imperative that one of you guys(preferably an overly conservative Republican) draft a bill as soon as possible, and that it be placed into effect immediately. This is a national crisis truly worthy of "Terror-Alert Red" and it must be stopped before our nation's Legislative Branch is burried under pointless paperwork. There is no time for cute song and dance numbers, this can not remain only a bill.

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