Please, Ozzy, Make It Stop sign now

Enough is enough!

After being a fan of all things Ozzy for most of my life, I have reached the end of my support for the shell that once was a great rock n' friggin roll figure. With the release of your 4-CD box set, Ozzy, you've gone too far.

I was driving in my car last night when I heard Ozzy's cover of Sympathy for the Devil and it made me want to veer my car off the freeway. Hello, Ozzy? Yeah, this is one of the most bad-ass of all rock songs ever written...should be a perfect match for the self proclaimed Prince of Darkness. But it sounded like you were singing a damn nursery rhyme! You're supposed to be the voice of Satan, damn it!

But that's not even the worst of it. For the aforementioned box-set, you have recorded a duet with...Miss Piggy? Are you friggin kiddin me?!!?! What is wrong with you? Have you lost all your last inklings of self respect and control?

Now I know it probably wasn't your idea to put this whole thing together, but that's the problem. You are being manipulated by that fame-whoring wife of yours who is decimating your legacy, man. When I introduce my kids to one of the biggest rockers ever in the form of Black Sabbath or your earlier solo material, I'm afraid they will know you only as that foolish old hack in the chromed out wheelchair doing pop duets with that day's talentless kiddie hip-hop band on MTV.

I'm sorry Ozzy, but it's time to put it to rest. You've done plenty, accomplished so much, and earned more than enough to keep your family happy for a long time. Be happy with that and enjoy your retirement.

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