Phans for an END to Phish's Hiatus sign now

WHEREAS the band known as PHISH chose to disband for an indefinite period of time, beginning October 7, 2000;

WHEREAS this self-imposed hiatus is now nearly 600 dark days in duration; and

WHEREAS said hiatus has seen the election of an addlepated trust fundbaby to the highest office in the world, unprecedented international
turmoil and unrest, the wholesale repeal of environmental protections,
and the release of Mariah Carey's "Glitter," all of which suggest a dire cosmic imbalance;

BE IT MOVED that Phish shall be immediately drafted into service of its country;

BE IT MOVED that Phish be called to its higher mission and purpose to grace all who will listen with its music;

BE IT MOVED that Phish shall once again feel the love and respect of its fans like the first warm rays of the dawn of the new millennium;

BE IT MOVED that Phish shall descend upon the land without delay and jam like beasts unleashed;

BE IT MOVED that Phish shall uncork a Tweezer that scares the agents of doom and violence back into their hidey-holes;

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Latest Signatures

  • 28 August 2010419. Ryan
    i am 420
  • 26 August 2010418. nicole
  • 26 August 2010417. Matt
    I love jam bands, and i just recentley got into Phish, and I love them.
  • 26 August 2010416. Adam
    yai yai yai yai yaiiiii
  • 24 August 2010415. Terence
  • 23 August 2010414. Pat
  • 19 August 2010413. Lyric
  • 19 August 2010412. Kari
  • 19 August 2010411. Leland
    Take your time well be here when your ready
  • 18 August 2010410. Patty
    A newbie in need :-)
  • 17 August 2010409. Ryan
    It's about time!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 15 August 2010408. Tim
    August 14th, Hiatus, HA!
  • 15 August 2010407. Ed
    I'll admit that the hiatus has provided an opportunity for a lot of people, myself included, to open up to other improvisation-style music. I have never been more open-minded about seeing new acts live and have definitely reaped the benefits of such expl
  • 09 August 2010406. Ellis
    Dammit, it's TIME! ... It's TIME!!
  • 20 June 2010405. jennifer
  • 18 June 2010404. Michelle
    Please get back together so all the wookies will go back on tour with you!
  • 17 June 2010403. Adam
    i need to feel the feeling of 20000+ people all hitting the BOY in YEM at the same time :)
  • 17 June 2010402. tiffany
    Come on!
  • 17 June 2010401. Rachel
  • 08 June 2010400. Michael
    Everything 'cept for the G. Dubs part
  • 07 June 2010399. the
  • 07 June 2010398. Jim
    BRING BACK PHISH...I NEED THE LIVE SHIT RUNNING THROUGH MY VAINS...CAN'T BURN ANOTHER SHOW...
  • 31 May 2010397. Leanna
  • 19 May 2010396. Sharon
    Please?
  • 11 May 2010395. Melissa
    Please bring it on soon!
  • 11 May 2010394. Sally
    I like the solo stuff but I would like to see the whole band again soon
  • 06 May 2010393. Tuck
    What is this, an Internet connection via Delphi? Are we commanding spirits (however audacious) or drafting Bodhisattvas?

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