Petition to keep Lillo Brancato Jr. in prison... sign now

My petition is to keep Lillo Brancato Jr. in prison, perhaps for a life sentence with no parole. He is a so-so actor that gets shoved into the shadows behind the major actors that star alongside him in his movies and on the hit HBO drama, "The Sopranos". This might be the biggest role for Brancato yet, considering he is acting very well throughout this ordeal. Maybe we can see him on Court TV, later into a 20/20 Barbara Walters interview, and soon a movie will be made about him in a CBS Movie of the Week, starring that Italian guy from Joan of Arcadia, what's his name. Does the voice of Fat Tony from the Simpsons...Joe Montegna! Yeah. I like his work, he was the DJ in Airheads. Fun fact: Beavis and Butthead were one of the callers in that movie, very neat stuff. Anywho, getting back to the point, Joe Montegna would be Brancato's father, telling him words of wisdom or whatever. Kind of like Steve Harvey in every movie about a black kid who is a high school student who tries to hit on the hot girl of the school but fails, and thens up being some smooth guy who lost his ways, and then he learns the truth of being himself and wins the girl. So where was I? Oh yeah, Steve Harvey was one of the Kings of Comedy, but I like Bernie Mac. That Bernie Mac Show is a good show in my opinion, only for the fact that he has attitude, and badditude. Badditude, I call rights of usage of that word. Somehow, all this leads to Kevin Bacon. For the world revolves around Kevin Bacon. After Footloose, the world revolves around him. I want to punch Kevin Bacon so when a guy says "Let's do Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon", I'll say "Me, because I punched Kevin Bacon", and win praise, and Erica would find my loyalty to attacking Kevin Bacon quite arousing.

So in summary, arresting Lillo Brancato Jr. is not only good for me, it's good for America. The end.

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