Petition To Blow Up The Moon (Luna) sign now

We, the chosen few, (Who believe in freedom) would be rather...fulfilled if the government blew up the moon. Why would this grant freedom, you ask?




Well first, I need to make you aware of a young boy named Jeremy who came to America in the 80's, to live his dream. What was his dream? To blow up the moon.




Everyone hates the moon. It is a worthless piece of rock floating around the earth. Hey, moon! Get out of our orbit! No free rides, mr. lazy.




During the formation of the Solar System, Earth was a smoldering rock and so was the moon. After a while, earth began to absorb some of the moon's material, making it smaller and smaller. Do I really need to say this? The moon is a fucking wimp. It lost to earth several billion years ago, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM US.




The moon reminds me of an unwanted friend who you beat up all the time, who follows you endlessly, and who controls your tides and forces of gravity. I, for one, feel that this unnecessary pest should be obliterated. And many others agree.









Sure, the world will flood and the earth's rotation will slow down, but really: Who the fuck cares about California? So what if it's flooded. We don't really need it. Sorry, Arnold. Really, I am.









We need to end this multi-billion year old feud immediately. The moon has been bumming a free ride through space for too long now. Find your own damn orbit around the sun, or you WILL be blown up. Trust me. George Bush is an easy man to tell things like this to.




Consider yourself warned, Luna.

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Chester ClaytonBy:
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George Bush (AKA mr. Gullible)

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