Petition for the Preservation of Wade Marsh' Hair sign now

Register of Historical Places;

Oscar Wilde once described beauty as a force of nature, powerful and ubiquitous in our lives.

"It is of the great facts in the world like sunlight, or springtime, or the reflection in dark water of that silver shell we call the moon.
-Oscar Wilde

To this list, I would add the majestic bounce, the wondrous sheen and the mysterious volume of Wade Marsh' hair.

The mane has subtle beginnings; it began around with a simple decision to let nature run its course. But a year later, Wade Marsh' hair is one of the greatest assets our historic school has. You can catch brief glimpses of its golden glory flowing around the track, stopping the fairer sex in their tracks and making bros drool.

But as we all know, there are those who would destroy beauty. It has come to our attention that there exists the threat that these gorgeous follicles may be destroyed by a heathen-wielded buzzer with a number three clipper guard.

In order to prevent this, the Undersigned are insisting that the locks of Mr. Marsh, in their current and future state, be added to the register of historical places, preserving their beauty for generations to come.

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