Petition Against Death sign now

We, creatures of the existence of life, with blood in
our veins, and thoughts in our minds; with a heart
that pumps blood, and nerves that feel pain, set forth
this day a petition, and list of grievances, against
our greatest of oppressors: death.

For millions of years death has slaughtered thousands.
The right hand man of such people as Hitler, Stalin
and the Spanish Inquisition, Death has single-handedly
killed and maimed many. He is the doom of us all. He
looms above our beds at night, and in our waking
moments whispers threats into our ears, and stands
just out of sight in our happiest of moments. He is
the enigma that haunts us all, a mist of fear and
unknown surrounds him. He alone causes us to question
our very existence.

We, as human beings, are granted inalienable rights,
given to us by the creator, with which we can exist in
happiness. Among these rights, and perhaps the most
important of them all is life. We have the right to
life, and no one has the right to take this away from
us. Not even Death. Death is not above us, and death
is not above the law. He clearly violates the rights
granted to us, and defined in the first ten amendments
to the Constitution of the United States of America.
He should pay for what he does to us. To the pain he
reaps upon children, to the cold grip with which he
holds tight to the elderly, not letting them slip away
from his iron will. His iron will of killing. Death is
a menace not only to society, but to the world as a
whole, to this very nation, and to the well-being of
every individual on this Earth. He is the enemy of
freedom, the enemy of liberty. And, we, as citizens of
the United States cannot truly be free while death
rooms, taking out babies at will.

Death, being as he is, an enemy to our great nation
and our great life style, violates the constitution of
the United States. Death is by far the most heinous,
mass serial-killer ever to roam the Earth. Nothing and
no one compares. And, as free-living beings of this
Earth, with our thought and consideration intact,
cannot allow him to do as he pleases, and take life
away as he pleases. He must be taken to court. He must
be tried, and he must pay reparations to the entire
planet. We will make him pay, and we will make sure he
can no longer take away our rights and the greatest of
gifts: life.

As such, we, all life on the face of this planet, and
inhabiting this universe, hereby sign this petition to
have Death taken to court in a law suit, as he has
violated our rights, and is an enemy to our entire
life style.

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