Pacifica Desires to Secede from Union sign now

Whereas the majority of voters in the United States have shown an unacceptable lack of common sense, basic human decency and concern for social justice;

Whereas the rising tide of reactionary conservatism is overwhelming many parts of the country;

Whereas we were always cooler than you fly-over bumpkins in the first place;

Whereas the people of the states of California, Oregon and Washington can no longer stand fast while other Americans claim the mantle of righteousness and the true spirit of our Republic;

Whereas, we the people of the left coast do seek a new government, governed by the just and preserving the same inalienable rights afforded all human souls, but without the meddling of the gun nuts, the McJesus freaks, the misogynists, the gay bashers and the tweaked-out corporate leaders who believe the wealth and truth are interchangable:

We, the people of the left coast, do hereby petition our state legislatures, governors and leaders to cleave our America from theirs, to seek a division of the Union, and to begin establishing a more perfect union on this, our far side of the New World.

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Latest Signatures

  • 12 August 201599. Timothy Hw
    I have been saying this for years! The West Coast States would be wealthier and more powerful than all of the other 47 states combined. This new "Pacifica" union would be much more efficient than what we have today.
  • 13 June 201598. Doug D
    We'll all be back!
  • 30 May 201597. Cain R
    I support this petition
  • 25 May 201596. Jay S
    I support this petition
  • 21 April 201595. Lauren G
    moving to cali!!!!!!!
  • 09 February 201594. Cynthia J
    I support this petition
  • 31 January 201593. Rich Ap
    I support this petition
  • 25 November 201492. Walter N
    I support this petition
  • 07 October 201491. Nicholas O
    I look forward to the second bear flag revolution
  • 13 June 201490. Jordan M
    I support this petition
  • 29 May 201489. Ida Arroyo
    I support this petition
  • 22 May 201488. Gerald D
    Peace and Love will prevail over War and Hatred
  • 15 May 201487. Holly O
    I support this petition
  • 07 March 201486. David D
    I support this petition
  • 20 February 201485. Jonathan H
    I think this is a great idea and will shake up DC.
  • 05 October 201384. Tyler Woodward
    **** California,we dont want you! i am signing this in full support of you seceding and leaving the U.S. alone. many people call your area "The peoples republic of Kalifornia" it would be a great country name.
  • 30 September 201383. Sarah P
    I think it's great - without CA, OR, WA - we'll win for sure
  • 17 August 201382. Joshua F
    Let me know how I can help please.
  • 16 August 201381. Hannah S
    I support this petition
  • 06 October 201280. Bob H
    Ecnarf is a loser with no sense of humor ... let's throw him (or her) back over the Pacifica border back to the flyover states.
  • 01 October 201279. Cynthia M
    I support this petition
  • 18 September 201278. David J
    let us have a Volvo, Subaru, or Volkswagen in every garage, a spliff in every mouth, and not a Bible being thumped anywhere in sight. let us also, however, remember our brothers and sisters on the other side, in the venerable domains of New England and th
  • 04 May 201277. K P
    Massachusetts wants in too!
  • 21 April 201276. Jenny G
    why change horses mid apocalypse?
  • 30 November 201175. Kevin C
    it's about time!
  • 12 October 201174. Kelli F
    I can't take it any longer.
  • 08 August 201173. Stephanie D
    I think it's a fine idea, but what about the over 6 million people in your new country who voted for the president? You guys are a bunch of cry babies. You don't get your way so you want to take your toys & go home. We won't miss you.

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Craig ReeseBy:
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State legislatures of California, Oregon and Washington

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