Online Petition To Stop Online Petitions sign now

Long have online petitions plagued internet forums but NO MORE!

I beg, plead, with all of the internets today, that you realize how silly you have been, what with thinking that your online petitions would actually do something, and that any of the companies you are petitioning even READ the silly things you post online GROW UP KIDS!

PetitionOnline, please, stop kidding yourselves, this petition right here is probably the only worthwhile thing you've ever hosted. Please stop advertising this as a 'public service' it is rather an eyesore that plagues me every time I log onto the internets!

So you want to start a petition huh? Great, but don't do it online. To actually reach people in REAL LIFE you have to start your petition there.
Parties that might be interested in these online petitions pay no attention to them, and with good reason, there is NO PAPER TRAIL! Start sending letters, stand in front of supermarkets in the blistering cold holding a clipboard, anything but these crappy online petitions where you can spoof extra signatures with the help of a proxy server, and an over active imagination.

Therefore I plead with you, realize that your petitions do nothing, and stop being stupid.

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