On the Restoration of "R" Status to the CraigsList Job Market Forum and Redlated Questions sign now

I. Statement of findings:

1. Whereas, the Craigslist Jobs Forum (herein referred to as "JoFo") community culture has been drastically altered in an unwelcome manner with the switch to "R+" status;

2. Whereas, a spectre is haunting the JoFo in the form of the one known as "RedTard," "RedFord," and "BAAT TARD" ;

3. Whereas, this spectre has presented itself a nuisance to the JoFo community members;

4. Whereas, the community members represented herein have determined the above outlined situation can only be resolved through the following measures;


II. We the undersigned;

JoFo users and community members;

Help-desk-types, Trollers, Scammers, Job-seekers, Job-ad-posters, MLMers, Sex-ad-posters, Beraters, Belittlers, Bearer-of-helpful-information-who-did-not-know-it-violated-posting-guidelines-and-were-only-trying-to-help-ers;

Bunky?;


III. In order to form a more perfect JoFo, do hereby demand:

1. The immediate termination of "R+" status and restoration of the formerly ascribed "R" status to the JoFo;

2. The immediate cessation of handle and account banning/suspension resulting from flags originating from
a. one IP range;
b. known free proxy servers;
c. any known RedTard1986 handle and account;

3. The immediate restoration of all accounts and handles banned as a result of actions undertaken by RedTard1986;

4. The immediate deletion of all known RedTard1986 handles and accounts, including, but not limited to:
RustyRedFord, RedFord86, Vancdecker, yoca, 1986_F-150, virgimMoble, Wise_Up, Ti-30XA, CDM-1250, MaxTrac, YEASU, One_Sick_Focker, RCA_ColorTrak, Bank_Of_America, Jaime_Gumm, Windows_XP, Windows_2000, Windows_98, Windows_95, Kiss_My_White_Ass, Meet_Puppet, Zippy_The_Head, Tears_And_Vomti, GreenforFreee, 1986RedTard, 1985_Hudson, 1985hudson, T_TownStumperJumper, TrailorParkTrash, 1986_Red_Ford, 1986Red_Rord, Mad_Dog_2020, Wild_Turkey, The_Deer_Hunter, IZOD_2020, A_Fucking_Loser, Will-Work-For--Food, I_Smell_BAAT_Shit, Same_Old_Shit, CraigTroll, Your_Fired, YANOTRTEP, I_Flagged_You, RedFord_Rocks, YAAFM, The_Cable_Guy, You_Make_Me_Puke, My_Boss_Sux, crutier, crooter, The_Gray_Dash, criuter, Gray-Dash, Rusty_Nail, vancepeckerhead, Caveat_Browser, vanvedecker-U-Suck, Scarecrow86, bortra, KissyFace21, After_Daddys_Money, Get-It-At-Porkys, cot-ton, Sgt_Sam, I_Am_1-2, U_R_1_2, TheHuntForRedFord, Oh_U_8_1_2, pwn3d_Like_A_Bitch, BAAT_THE_DORK, Red_Ford, Blow_Me_Anon, Meat_Loaf, BAAT_Out_Of_Hell, Survivalist_86, David_White, John_E_Doe, D_B_White, D_B_Cooper, My_Name_IS_Sam, Lost_My_Handle, I_Have_No_Handle, My_Name_Is_Joe, I_Sell_Shoes, Survivalist-86, MrsVancedecker, VdeckerSugarMaMa, anangryerlittlegirl, 1986DeBunker, 1986RedBunker, 888-555-1212, The_Gold_Nugget, LaughingDevil, Pecker-And-Decker, bortra-tre, Lets_Go_Fishing, rekknBeD, McCain_Palin2008, Red_Rider, Glock_23, Osama_Bin_Flaggen_U, c0tt0n, p0tt0q, VX-7R, Im_Luven_It, I_Flagged_U.

5. An immediate apology from Craig, to be posted on the JoFo.


IV. These demands are non-negotiable, excepting items 2-5.


V. In the event that some or all of these demands are not met, we the undersigned reserve to right to:

1. Engage in massive trolling, in the JoFo and elsewhere;

2. Reestablish our community in more hospitable climes (take over an as-of-yet undetermined "R" forum);

3. Defame and deride one "Craig Newmark"


VI. A resort to these methods will be determined through a JoFo community vote, on the basis of

1. A simple majority in the event that demand (1) of Section III is not met; and

2. A two-thirds majority in the event that demand (1) of Section III is met alone or along with one or more of demands (2-5) excepting the full list of demands outlined in section III.

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