Official Wingman for the city of Chicago sign now

Chicago is facing the first new mayoral regime in a very long time. While being one of the greatest cities on the planet, Chicago nightlife and partying has been distant, unorganized, and sometimes juuuuuuuust a little bit too douchey. To address this, I, Ernest C. Wilkins III, am declaring my intent to run for the office of Wingman for the city of Chicago.

I will serve all wards and metro areas in my quest to provide the best advice and counsel in the area of partying, nightlife, and general organized debauchery.

As a part of this new role, I will maintain an active social calendar with varied activities (from art gallery openings to the latest 5 am bars), No event will be too wack-a-doo to attend.

I will use these experiences, in combination with advice from my council, to provide the best recommendations for Chicagoans, aged 24-33. Younger than that? Can't help you. Older than that? What do you care what I think anyway?

So sign this petition, and let's make Chicago the First City of Dope Parties.

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Latest Signatures

  • 13 December 2015100. Ian O
    Go Ernest!
  • 20 November 201599. Joel H
    aint no party like a chi-town party..cuz a chi-town party dont stop.. carry on!
  • 16 October 201598. Sarah R
    I support this petition
  • 10 September 201597. Sandy M
    You can do it, Ernest!
  • 11 August 201596. Brandon D
    You are a fool for this.
  • 13 May 201595. Scott S
    I support this petition
  • 18 January 201594. Bar B
    Ernest's campaign strategy is fully in line with http://barballot.com
  • 07 January 201593. Dustin S
    Dude just does it!
  • 10 October 201492. Courtney P
    I support this petition
  • 01 October 201491. Ashleigh P
    awwww yeahhhhh!
  • 30 September 201490. Kristin B
    hell yeaaaaa
  • 20 August 201489. Brent Dp
    Long live Ernest Wilkins
  • 16 June 201488. Stephanie L
    Wingman Wilkins!
  • 02 April 201487. Heather Bush
    I support this petition
  • 21 March 201486. Kara S
    I support this petition
  • 09 March 201485. Ryan B
    Wilkins for Wingman!!!
  • 30 January 201484. Michael T
    I support this petition
  • 12 January 201483. Kevin S
    I support this petition
  • 07 January 201482. Lucy A
    I support this petition
  • 27 December 201381. Kelly M
    I support this petition
  • 08 December 201380. Melissa D
    I support this petition
  • 06 November 201379. Alison C
    Love it.
  • 22 October 201378. Mary Decker
    I support this petition
  • 27 September 201377. Helen E
    He is the City's wingman, now make it official!
  • 30 August 201376. Rachel L
    Take it to the next level, EW!
  • 06 August 201375. Rory D
    Wingman!
  • 03 May 201374. Madeline F
    I support this petition

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