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This is the petition to formally remove the internet! If we get enough signatures the internet will listen to us, and completely remove itself! NO MORE INTERNET!

Free yourself from the confines of the internet tube! Get porn the old fashioned way! From your local eighteen year old perverted pimple marked movie clerk, or the always chipper and helping toothless gas attendant!

Go back to re-runs of Bob Sagot's America's Funniest home video's! With his witty antics and clever subtle jokes that you sometimes didn't even realize were funny!

So form up my brothers and we shall bring down the internet, before it eats ANOTHER BABY! THATS RIGHT! The internet has factually devoured 47 Babies! All of them lightly honey glazed and roasted, buried in my back yard.

AND REMEMBER! Think not what the internet can do for you! But how you could take the internet, off the internet!!

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