NOMINATE MACHO MAN READY SAVAGE TO BE A SAINT sign now

Dear Vatican officials,

Randy "Macho Man" Savage is an American hero and staved off the Rapture. He died for our sins.

Please Make him an official Saint.

Irrefutable Proof:
The Rapture was stopped because...

Macho Man Randy Savage used "Chuck-Norris-Like" Powers to will himself to die. To the casual observer this appeared that he had a heart attack and then smacked into a tree, but the truth is he willed the heart attack and was driving into the tree just to make sure...

And why did he do this you may ask?

TO CHALLENGE JESUS TO A CAGE MATCH!!! NO HOLDS BARRED, and if he wins (which he did)... HE POSTPONES THE RAPTURE!!!

For all these reasons I nominate Randy Savage to be Sainted, not to mention he WHOOPED JESUS' ASS IN A CAGE MATCH!!!

I know you're watching over us, (Saint) Macho Man. Thank you for dying for our sins.

If you require further evidence that the Macho Man should be sainted, please note that the image of the Macho Man has also appeared in poorly photoshopped pieces of toast.

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