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You idiots at the FCC have nothing better to do than bastardise our pleasent Television viewing.
We have the right to watch sweary Television shows with the swearing left in.
We have the right to watch non-educational children's Television on Saturday mornings.
we don't have to put up with your constant bastardisation of Television.
We don't want swears, sexual references bla bla bla removed from TV!
The weekend is when kids should be allowed breaks from learning;
DON'T MAKE THEM SUFFER FROM EDUCATIONAL PROGRAMMING ON SATURDAY MORNINGS!
STOP YOUR DIRTY BUSINESS RIGHT NOW!
JUST SHUT YOURSELVES DOWN, GIVE UP AND LEAVE TELEVISION UNSPOILT!

All together now:

They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this,
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss,
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser friendly kiss!

It's a plain situation,
There's no negotiation
with the fellas at the freakin FCC!

*musical pause*

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups,
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops,

you know the rest

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