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The undersigned petition to instate a new, Marcism Government(Marcism, not Marxism, you dolts)

There are two branches to the Government, one sub-branch, and then an "I Rock" type ruler. Basically, the citizens and Government are divided in two. One section is for dumb people, the other is for people who aren't as slow. Since I don't trust anyone, I'll make up a test to decide. Lower than 95\%, and you're dumb. No pencil sharpeners. Pencil breaks, you're dumb. Fold or wrinkle in the paper, you're dumb. Anything erased, you're dumb.

The less slow people will live on the East side of America. Those others can go on the other side. Then, based on test scores and looks, I'll choose the Lord of Notsodumb, as well as the Board of Notsoidiots. Opposite for the idiots.

And, since the idiots will probably start a war with a crazy Third-World Country or something like that... I'll appoint a few of the undumb ones that I don't like, and have them live and watch over the dumb people.

Uh...laws. Do whatever you want. If I don't like it, you get shot. Deal? Good. Voting? Wtf are you talking about. We don't need voting, I'll decide for you. War. We kick their ass, or I'm pissed.

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