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The Constitution of Hating Mrs. Bramlett is as follows:

We the People of Mrs. Bramlett's Class, in Order to piss her off, establish overall hatred, insure ridicule of her blinking, provide incorrect responses to show we are not paying attention, promote laughing at her, and secure the Blessings of Non Stupidity to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for Mrs. Bramlett's Class.

Article I. Classroom Behavior

Section 1. Very little attention should be shown in Mrs. Bramlett's Class.

Clause 1. The only time you should actually be paying attention and doing work is to not maintain a F average in her class.

Clause 2. Laughing at her jokes is strictly prohibited, under punishment of death.

Clause 3. Any student shown interested in her lesson may be reported to the Supreme Court.

Section II. Annoying her ass off

Clause 1. Frequently forgetting to turn in homework before silent reading and causing a ruckus both looking for it and turning it in is highly recommended.

Clause 2. Asking her questions she just answered also helps, especially if more than 1 student asks it.

Clause 3. In the middle of a lesson, ask her if she needs eye drops. Asking more than once in a day is recommended for full effect.

Clause 4. Demand more than one jolly rancher if she decides to give you one. If she refuses, report her to the administration and refuse to do any more work until she gives in.

Clause 5. Borrow her books and forget to return them. Another recommended step is borrowing more than one at the same time.

Article II. Concerning her Well Being

Clause 1. Any attempt on her life is highly recommended, as long as you are careful not to get caught.

Clause 2. Ensure none of her remains are able to be found.

Clause 3. If death is a little too harsh, feeding her lots of greasy food I guess could help.

Clause 4. Attempt to break her hip during class time.


As more is added to this, I will make new links, which you should resign, I will plan to send this to her at the End of the Year, depending on how it goes. Or, just for fun of course.

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