Michael Shuman Must Be Destroyed sign now

You, a faithful QotSA listener & fan, wholeheartedly agree that Michael Shuman is a talentless fuckbag who nobody should have to see play live. What he does is an abomination to music, and must be stopped. By signing this anonymous petition, you're stating that you'd prefer nearly ANYONE over Michael Shuman. You agree that while Nick Oliveri is gone, he and Alain Johannes are the two best suitable matches for QotSA. You agree that Michael Shuman's name while slurred could sound like sueman, which is too close to semen. You agree that a bass who on the next bass qotsa album bass a bass thread fishing is the best bass thread.

This is the first step towards a great thing.

We WILL force Michael Shumen out of QotSA. It does not matter how many candybars and other assorted trash we have to throw at the band whilst they perform, we will get Josh's attention.

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