MartellVille: Future independant Country sign now

Order the city of Milpitas to declare themselves as an independant country, and declare me king.











Any place Martell goes, he makes it better with just his presence. He has lived in Milpitas for 4 years ,and he has already single handedly reduced crime for anyone fears that if they do anything wrong with in a 3000 mile radius of him, they will be bluegeoned with a batman figurine.











Not only has he reduced crime, but he has added tourist and brought tons of money to the city. People drive for miles, just to feel his presence,although it can be felt in Cambodia by children; however, upon getting closer a feeling described as "better than an orgasm" is felt.











Martell is highly addictive also, once a guy cut his flesh and smoked it, however it killed him rasing the Milpitas murder rate from 0 to 1000, for eating Martell is not only poisoness, but due to the magic he posses revives then kills you over.











Once, Martell saved Milpitas from a Nuclear War, when North Korea dropped a hydrogen bomb on the city, however when seeing this he though it was Superman comming to fist fight again, in which he simply deflected with his right hand and it desinigrated. After that 5 days later President Bush declared he had found a weapon of mass descruction, when a plane shot a missle at Martell while sleeping in the dessert of Iraq.











If you look closely at the sky towards Venus, with your head tilted at a 45 degree angle, you can see 5000 un-found planets spelling out his name, however he is the only one to see this.











Once Martell boarded a plane and was shot by the plane Crew, when asked why they answered "We knew he was a ticking time bomb waiting to explode." Luckily, he can only be killed with Magic bullets, made from figments of his imagination.











He wrote the Matrix and Starwars series, but sold them because he was too busy ghostwriting for Jay-Z.











In conclusion, Milpitas should declare themselves an independant country, rename it's self to "MartellVille" then declare his as dictator.

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