MARIAH CAREY - YOU HAVE WORK TO DO sign now

Ms. Mariah Carey:

We are concerned about your health and career. Please ensure to do the following things:

1. Please visit an orthodontist soon to get your teeth back in good shape. In addition, you need to get the imperfection remedied on the left side of your smile. I believe a one-year Invisalign treatment may be the answer.

2. Your breast implants are so five years ago. They are big and nasty. You need to loose these with the quickness!

3. Hire one, two, three personal trainers. Start running, playing tennis, lifting weights, yoga, pilates, etcetera. In addition, you need to start monitoring what you eat and drink. Think Nicole Kidman that is the size you want to be.

4. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror without makeup? You are beautiful. Stop covering your natural beauty with the gobs of ghostly makeup. Fire your makeup artist immediately!

5. The hair needs to be a little more authentic. God did not make you a blonde for a reason. Your natural brown, curly hair makes you look heavenly. The blonde weave does not.

6. Emancipate yourself from the dead weight that surrounds you; the people who contribute nothing to your artistry. Get rid of the entourage who believe in your hype. Surround yourself with your family and with people who can love you and be honest with you.

7. Start putting your affluence to good use. Your attire needs serious upgrading. You should be in Chanel, Miuccia Prada, and etcetera. Think more along the lines of elegance, royalty, not filth and trash. Fire your stylist immediately!

Please do not be hurt or offended. Congratulations on your success with The Emancipation of Mimi. It is so nice to see you with your first #1 album since 1997s Butterfly.

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