Mandatory Jelibon Distribution sign now

This petition stipulates that all business owners be obligated by law to distribute Jelibon candy to all employees daily, while also maintaining a variation of different flavours weekly.

The basis for this petition lies in recent revolutionary research that has properly shown Jelibon gummy candy to be number one amonge workplace stress relievers. It's gummy properties offer the emplyee a sweet chewable treat, helping relieve daytime routine stress and maximize efficiency. It has been aproximated by the same study that one piece of jelibon candy may offer a person up to 3 minutes of chewy pleasure, one pack of Jelibon adding up to an hour, an hour and a half of pure relaxation that the employee may distribute evenly throught the work day after his preference.

Safety tests have shown Jelibon gummy candy to be perfectly safe for eating while performing various work tasks, including operating heavy machinery or driving. The stick-factor is aproximated at a low 0.025 which leaves the worker with near-clean hands during and after enjoying these delicious treats.

With these aspects in sight, we consider that it is only natural for all countries of the world to institute an urgent ammendment to work regulations, stating the mandatory distribution of Jelibon candy to each and every worker.

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