Make Throwing Down Illegal sign now

By signing this petition, you agree that the act of "throwing down" should be made illegal in Canada during concerts, shows, events, and any other form of musical entertainment for a mass of people. All throw-downers will be required by law to join a gym and add some bulk to their skinny and weak, emo-kid frames so that they may be able to mosh more easily without feeling the need to throw constant punches.

For those unfamiliar with the act of throwing down, it is a recent development started by concert goers that have attended emo, and its more hardcore cousin, screamo, shows, in the new millennium. It involves spinning, kicking, and flailing your arms about in tempo as best as the committer of the act can so as to fend off any larger members of the crowd that may be thinking of moshing with them.

Until this petition is successful in creating a law against throwing down, readers and encouraged to follow a few guidelines when encountering a throw-downer: Get a friend with you at the show and point out the offender, surround him as best as you can, then unleash a moshing fury on him until he realizes that this is happening as a result of his throwing down.

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Latest Signatures

  • 09 December 201550. Joe Copeland
    The trend is dead kids! Headbang for Peace!
  • 04 November 201549. Ray M
    I support this petition
  • 02 November 201548. Carolyn S
    I support this petition
  • 21 October 201547. Nick A
    Emos suck
  • 08 October 201546. Strahan B
    i still think trevor is a dorkus-molorkus
  • 21 September 201545. Eloy M
    hardcore dancing is gay and ruins shows
  • 31 August 201544. Andrew S
    I support this petition
  • 21 August 201543. Colton Hampton
    yah whay can't people stick 2 the old way of moshing and stop being so f**king stupid
  • 18 August 201542. K M
    HARDCORE DANCING IS HERE TO STAY, YOU PUSSIES!
  • 08 August 201541. You Guysareg
    lame moshing rocks.
  • 13 July 201540. Dan Peters
    kill them with fire
  • 12 July 201539. Lucas L
    is like wtf?
  • 28 June 201538. Hayden Maxwell
    I support this petition
  • 17 June 201537. Chuck N
    I don't agree, but i signed anyway, because i'm Chuck Norris. incedentally, i invented throwing down in an effort to put that pompous vin desiel in his place. so i am unhappy with how you have disgraced my gift to all of you and as a consequence, i will s
  • 14 June 201536. Graham H
    kill those pussies!
  • 31 May 201535. Trevor H
    throwing-down shall be squashed like a bug!
  • 30 May 201534. Trinag Sandoval
    It's embarassing to look at. Sorry boys.
  • 26 April 201533. Mike Birdm
    haha you guys are gay throwing down unleshes fury....and if you dont wanna get hit then throw down harder than the person your afraid of you canadian pussies!!
  • 23 March 201532. Brett O
    People who throw down should just stay out of the pits.
  • 10 March 201531. Matt K
    i hate emo kids.
  • 07 March 201530. Eloy M
    hardcore dancing is gay and ruins shows
  • 10 February 201529. Tracy Pineda
    I live in America, and, I'm not sure if there are any petitions against "Throwing Down" here((These little "Scene/Emo" children would flip if it did..)) but, I at least want it to be stopped somewhere. I heard about this odd "throwing down" thing from my
  • 06 February 201528. Brian G
    thank god
  • 01 February 201527. Anthony R
    What ever happened to moshing?
  • 30 January 201526. Brittney Khan
    I support this petition
  • 28 January 201525. Sean M
    i hate throwing down
  • 25 January 201524. Alex Richard
    We fought for moshing in the '90's to be repaid by the next generation this way? Not good and too dangerous!

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