Make Lots of public servants announcements so that people will know about injecting ground up 50 Cent: Bulletproof CD's into theyselves sign now

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testing, testing one two, this thing on?

ok, here's tha lowdown. now this ai'nt public knowlidge yet, but if you be grindin' up tha 50 Cent: Bulletproof game CD and mix it with water and inject it into you're bloodstream, then you will get all kinds of good feelings, and will see spots and colors and all that (but you also get a bad headache and what stupid doctors call "aneurisms from blood vessel blockage" but IT IS WORTH IT.) all the headaches and all, that's proobably because our bodies aren't strong enough to take such direct exposhure to concentrated amounts of fiddiness. but they will be one day!

but more importantly, if they is a lot of public servants announcement's telling everybody in the world to do this, then all of the bad people of the world like fidel castro, and george w. bush, and shigeru miyamoto will try it and have lots of good feelings too, and there isn't going to be ANY MORE problems in the world after all that, cuz all the bad guys will be too busy having good feelings by getting intravenous 50 Cent and wo'nt have enough time to be doing all their bad people things.

so sign this petitoin so that their will be public servants announcements about gettin' pumped full of fiddy so that we can usher in a new age of peace and smokin' fly honeys and the skies raining down Crunch bars and all that.

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