Make Donald Trump Shave His Head sign now

Dear Mr. Donald Trump,

My name is Slippy Jenkins and Im the head writer at LiquidGeneration.com, one of the greatest entertainment websites on the Internet, and probably the universe.

LiquidGeneration is part of an international consortium of concerned citizens who believe youre deceiving the public about your hair. Every since your television show, The Apprentice, became a successes, youve been on all these talk shows claiming that youre hair is 100\% real.

With all due respect, Mr. Trump: Do you think were a bunch of dumbasses?

Anyone whos ever seen an owls nest knows that your hair is as fake as a million dollar bill. In addition to Siegfried & Roy, Richard Simmons and Weird Al Yankovic, you hair will go down in history as the Worst.

But still, you claim your hair is real.

Mr. Trump, lets settle this confusion once and for all. LiquidGeneration and its international consortium of concerned citizens propose the following challenge:

Shave your head.

If your hair grows back, well have no other choice than to believe its real. Look what happened to The Today Show's Matt Laurer: he shaved his head and half of it didnt grow back. It confirmed what people already knew: the dude is bald.

Mr. Trump, in this petition are thousands of signatures of people who have expressed their desire for you to shave your head. We want to know the truth because we deserve the truth: Is your hair real or fake?

Shave your head and show us.

By the way: if it turns out were wrong and you're right, your hair stylist should be brought to justice and executed, or better yet, be forced to watch an entire season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

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Latest Signatures

  • 27 February 20161000. Jennifer R
    I support this petition
  • 27 February 2016999. Melissa R
    I support this petition
  • 25 February 2016998. Brad Wall
    I support this petition
  • 25 February 2016997. Xavier W
    I support this petition
  • 17 February 2016996. Antonio Hogan
    I support this petition
  • 11 February 2016995. Louis R
    change it!!! Do you enjoy picking your nose? No
  • 08 February 2016994. Joyce Stout
    I support this petition
  • 06 February 2016993. That Guywiththeredh
    You know you want to Do you enjoy picking your nose? No
  • 05 February 2016992. Nelson L
    C'mon Donald...shave or behave! Do you enjoy picking your nose? No
  • 04 February 2016991. Smund Helgeh
    I support this petition
  • 28 January 2016990. Jeffrey Eyatess
    I'm a bald man myself,so don't be ashamed. Do you enjoy picking your nose? No
  • 26 January 2016989. Jennifer R
    I support this petition
  • 24 January 2016988. Cresson Espinoza
    I support this petition
  • 19 January 2016987. Smiley Gomez
    Hey Annndy? Yes Kickle? Why does Donald Trump's hair suck? I don't know, Kickle, why does Donald Trumps hair suck? I don't know, Andy...I was asking you! Good one Kickle. I know, Andy. *Andy and Kickle, Andy and Kickle the Andy and Kickle Shooooooooooow*
  • 15 January 2016986. Steven A
    shave it off shave it off !!!! Do you enjoy picking your nose? No
  • 10 January 2016985. Larry R
    I support this petition
  • 06 January 2016984. Shawn Massey
    shave it dude Do you enjoy picking your nose? No
  • 04 January 2016983. Karrie Little
    His hair is ridiculous Do you enjoy picking your nose? No
  • 02 January 2016982. Jenny C
    I can't tell you how many times I've just wanted to pull that thing up. Do you enjoy picking your nose? No
  • 27 December 2015981. Paul O
    I support this petition
  • 20 December 2015980. D Wolfe
    I support this petition
  • 19 December 2015979. Cesar Jones
    Please!!!
  • 19 December 2015978. Sarah Booth
    I support this petition
  • 11 December 2015977. Helen F
    You look like a duck :) Do you enjoy picking your nose? No
  • 11 December 2015976. Josh Baird
    I support this petition
  • 10 December 2015975. Lia Quinn
    Good business decision to shave your head. What are you hiding under there anyway? More good ideas? Do you enjoy picking your nose? No
  • 05 December 2015974. Sheila Pineda
    How many St. Bernards had to die to make that wig?

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