Magical Marriage of Patrick and Will's Mom sign now

The great love between Patrick and Will's mom is both undeniable and epic, and therefore we, the undersigned, to hereby declare the necessity of their marriage. We, the undersigned, demand that Will's mom divorce her husband and then marry Patrick. We demand that she then proceed to buy Patrick a lifetime supply of Bawls' Guarana, Hershey's chocolate with almonds, Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt, and watermelon Twizzlers pull-n-peel.

We do hereby declare that Patrick and Will's mom shall marry on June 15, 2009. We further declare that the service shall be performed by Sir Panther the Negro.

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