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We, the undersigned, hereby petition God, the Creator, appropriate divine beings, atheistic theories and scientific notions of a natural evolution, or any of their duly appointed representatives, to increase the length of the standard male and female orgasm.
Far be it for us to criticise the workings of any of these divine beings, if thats what you believe in, but we here agree that the pitiful length of the human orgasm is just one oversight in a supposedly ineffable plan that is not good enough, and we would like it changed.
Please consider this a firm and respectful request, or neither of these if coming from a secular party,

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  • 04 January 2016500. Luzkov Pollard
    If that goldfish Keiron can sign it, so can I!!! And look, by just posting here, my comment is automatically assured to be more witty then anything he could come up with. IN YOUR FACE KEIRON!!! Hey let's start another petition saying how much better I am
  • 26 December 2015499. Darth V
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    Socks are super-fun!
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    I support this petition
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  • 27 October 2015492. Chris Kaufman
    go #105! we need a petition for god to make more women like that :)
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  • 17 July 2015481. Emperor Blanchard
    Yeah, bring it on! Make it last like 15 or so. This 5 seconds thing gets old quick. It just makes me do it more and more.
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  • 23 June 2015478. Dave Randolph
    Please do!
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    I support this petition
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    I support this petition
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  • 06 June 2015474. Britney Mitchell
    in your dreams BART !

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Sharron ZimmermanBy:
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God, or his duly appointed representative

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