Lobbyists for the return of Sgt. Blueball's left testicle sign now

This petition is a protest against an unnatural and cruel violation of human rights. Currently being investigated for charges of repeated subversion against the American political and social spectrum, Sgt. Blueball has been left with only testicle.

His other testicle is currently being held in an undisclosed location pending further investigation. NSA officials have declined to comment on the terms that would result in the return of said testicle.

The situation is upsetting for Sgt. Blueball and is an outrage against the ideals of freedom loving people everywhere.

Please show your support and sign our petition for the immediate return of Sgt. Blueball's left testicle!

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Ophelia BautistaBy:
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Congress, Senate, Amnesty International, Supreme Court, President

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