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I hearby pledge my allegiance to moving Lincoln to San Francisco to be with his gay manwives. Lincoln cleary desires to be with his manpanions and with Barry Bonds' seringes. Hopefully he can use those seringes to inject his toxic levels of Gaystrogen. This petition is designed to inform the other league members of Lincoln's homosexuality and the Giants' lack of a championship for 51 years. The Giants are gay as well as Lincoln. Hopefully the U.S. Senate will ratify this petition and take it into effect by adding a new amendment.

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