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We, the people of the world, wait anxiously every Sunday for Michael Salter to post his famed Quote of the Week. The suspense is too much to handle.

We have received word that TWELVE people have been mildly disgruntled over this outrageous waiting time. It is obvious that one week is too long to wait for such a beautiful, godly piece of art.

WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.

This petition is to change Quote of the Week to Quote of the Day. We (I) have thought about this very very carefully, and come to the conclusion that Micky has dug himself a hole that he cannot climb out of. He has started the QOTW, and he MUST keep up with the demand! The people want a daily quote!

This is following a previous petition that had too many signatures. We were forced to start a new one when that one was removed because of the sheer number of people wanting a quote every day. We can't find any trace of the previous petition, but you just have to believe us.

Before you sign, think of everything that will happen when this petition persuades Mr. Salter to clean up his act.
Micky may have to do a tiny bit more work, but he will certainly make many people happy. Can you put a price on happiness, Michael? CAN YOU?
All we want to do is live. Why wont you let us live, Michael? WHY WONT YOU LET US LIVE?

We are prepared to result to threats and harassment to get him to realise how serious this is.

I wish to end on a humorous note, but I cannot. I am waiting for the quote on the 30th, and its killing me. It's way too far away!

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