Let benburch Back Into democraticunderground sign now

Whereas it appears that "benburch," aka "Fister" and "Fat Che," has been granited in democraticunderground;

and whereas the abovementioned has actually proven to be one of the most illuminating and entertaining members registered in democraticunderground;

and whereas the abovementioned, while known for inflammatory comments, such comments have proven considerably less inflammatory than those made by other members of democraticunderground (e.g. "distressedamerican," aka "Fido" and "the Village Idiot);"

and whereas the abovementioned, while having posted fund-raisers for his White Hose Society on democraticunderground, it appears he has always been more open and honest about use of such funds contributed than other scammers on democraticunderground (e.g., "sfexpat2000," aka "bimbohead" and "the airhead from San Francisco");

and whereas the abovementioned is possessed of a straightforward and straight-talking literary style, no holds barred, his honest thoughts expressed honestly, while such incredible nonliterary nonentities such as the Bostonian Drunkard (aka "William Pitt") are still allowed to flourish on democraticunderground;

the belowsigned humbly beseech "Skinner" to restore "benburch" to membership in democraticunderground, with all rights and privileges he previously enjoyed.

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Latest Signatures

  • 21 December 2015100. Iverglas Theu
    Skinner -- Why in the hell did you abort benburch? Don 't you get it? You let all the other perverts and nutjobs in (I'm a prime example), so let benburch back in. You do not want to see me angry.
  • 15 October 201599. Stellablue Wells
    I won't be able to go back to work until The Fister is back at DU!!
  • 03 September 201598. Plumptulip Dunlap
    ben's a nice Guy.
  • 17 August 201597. Will P
    The moron Ben Burch has always stood for lunacy and shouldn't be allowed back into my hallowed ground at DU that is bought and paid for by me
  • 26 July 201596. Oversea V
    let me back in too
  • 29 May 201595. Andy S
    Help! SOMEONE! I'M NOT DEAD! I'm locked in Fister's closet with an Anatomically Correct blow up doll and a bucket of gear lube! Please someone!! Im stretched beyond my limits! Aggghhhh.
  • 23 May 201594. Butt Fu
    Give me a kiss!
  • 13 May 201593. Kyndkulture Avery
    But but but Ben and I are making our next armbands. I need him to shill on DU. 11111!!1eleventy1
  • 01 December 201492. James B
    В
  • 01 November 201491. Mopaul Ramsey
    Let my man-servant back on to your precious little site, Skinner.
  • 10 October 201490. Sarasotarepub Allison
    Please $kimmer, let Ben back on. I wanted to see Distressed American get TS 1st.
  • 26 September 201489. Crazy G
    Hey, let me back in, too! He's got the Crisco, I've got the popcorn! We can't be separated like this!
  • 05 May 201488. Mohammed Contreras
    The Zionist Infidels shouldn't win! Allah Akbar! Death to America! Let Benburch back!
  • 08 March 201487. Brandon U
    Bring back Fister! I miss Fister!
  • 11 January 201486. Jim M
    I support this petition
  • 04 January 201485. Bijou Graham
    Poor bennie, let him back on he was great entertainment.
  • 27 December 201384. Skanky Rhandir
    I am still looking for my uterus , anyone?
  • 02 November 201383. Tno Singleton
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  • 28 October 201382. Gore B
    I guess $kinners butt is now 'exit only'......
  • 22 October 201381. Crockspot Miller
    Ben should be reinstated. His absence cuts the entertainment value of DU by half.
  • 09 August 201380. Michael M
    Skinner! Reinstate benburch now! Or else I'll sit on you!
  • 04 July 201379. Gruntled Lynn
    What do we want? Ben reinstated! When do we want it? NOW!
  • 20 April 201378. Odins H
    Let the Obese One back in. He stirs the true emotions up in DUmmies like no other,
  • 15 March 201377. Karl R
    Neener Neener Neener - Oh Benny, I still have my job!
  • 16 January 201376. Ben D
    Please please please let him back! Please!
  • 11 January 201375. Mahmoud A
    re-instate Fister or i'll wipe DU from the web! Even though they hate the jews more than I do.
  • 11 December 201274. Reinhard H
    I support this petition

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