Lay Off, Mom and Dad sign now

We, The Undersigned, believe that you have consistently made ridiculous choices in dealing with Alex by 1. attempting to take away his own computer, 2. fucking up the family computer to the point where it doesn't even work anymore, 3. threatening him with violence because he uttered a 'curse word' and 4. resorting to shouting much of the time, 5. constantly harassing him about his appearance, 6. making the claim that you are the "best parents [he] could ever have" without any evidence to back this up, and much evidence to the contrary. (See above.) A lot of this is especially inappropriate due to the fact that he is a legal adult and such actions taken against an adult are ILLEGAL. (Specifically, actions 1 and 3.) If you're serious about being good parents, you will put an end to this asinine game of power right now.