Kyle at Prom - Who needs a funny title, it already is. sign now

Whereas Kyle Dilla has become a lifeless lump of sci-fi marathon watching, internet scowering lonliness, and is slowly sliding into a life of insanity with internet rapist tendencies.

Whereas Kyle hasn't had any female interest/action other than the fantasizing of a certain girl with a certain backpack in the past 2 years, and is slowly transitioning a stalker-eque state of mind.

Whereas Jessica and Eric think it would be awesome to see Kyle at a formal social event, esspecially one as clichй as prom.

Whereas Kyle has a lack of other venue to showcase his wicked dance skillz.

Whereas Kyle Dilla knows his mother's bra size, and that's just sad.

It is hereby petitioned that Kyle Dilla attend Agua Fira's 2005 Junior/Senior Prom on April 2, 2005.

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