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Please join me in signing my petition to ensure that Roger the rocket Clemens DOES NOT return to play for my beloved Boston Red Sox. Why do I not want him to return? Let me count the ways:

The money is any 1 player worth almost the entire payroll of some MLB teams? NO especially when its him! He got paid $18 million last year! What would he want this year? $20? $22? Absurd!
The attitude Not traveling with the team until he pitches? What is that crap? This is a team sport! And since his family lives in Texas, what would his demands be now? We build some device to beam him to Fenway on the days he pitches?
The treachery Red Sox nation do not forget the way he gained 40 pounds and tanked 3 straight years before leaving us to play for the Blue Jays. Then, he inexplicably gets in the best shape of his life, regains his arm strength and pitches another 10 seasons! He turned his back on us and we should do the same to him!
The Yankees He played for them after leaving us! Enough said.
The reality Let us not quickly forget his disappearing act in every big game he pitches and his knack of coming up with an injury every time he is having an atrocious start! Plus, remember his last few years have been in the National league, where aging pitchers go to have their careers reborn facing 6 man lineups! Does anyone think the Rangers, Yankees or Sox lineup are actually afraid of this guy? Trot Nixon owns the man for gods sake!
The inevitable Hes old. He will break down. It will happen and as free agent history tells us, it always happens the minute a player signs with the Sox.

So please, join me in my petition to make sure that the traitorous, geriatric mess that is the rocket never again wears the red, white and blue of our beloved Red Sox!

Thank you.

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