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We are here to keep Jonathan "Jon" Krol aka "the shark" out of Africa, where he wants to teach English to young children. I know I wouldn't want him around my kids. How can he teach english to other people when he hasn't even mastered it yet himself. Do we really need all of the children in Africa to start saying "save it sistah", "take it deep" or "go finger blast yourself"?
Without Krol around, we would no longer have a form of constant income, since he donated $20 weekly to the winner's of our poker tournaments. The locals are reportedly happy to have him coming since they are well aware of his "check-raising" style of play.
Plain and simple, Krol must stay in the USA. His GPS and Sirius Satellite Radio may not function in Africa, not to mention the crushing blow for Staples.

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