KARL is the supreme master of the universe and beyond sign now

KARL is the supreme master of the universe. Everyone loves KARL, because KARL is the stud. They wouldn't call him KARL the stud if he didn't rule.

Even though KARL has always ruled more than anyone else, his ability to kick ass at being KARL has gone unnoticed by government and religion, this petition is to show all religions and governments around the world that they are wrong and KARL is right, KARL is always right.

If KARL was the official master of the universe, (and any afterlife), he would say witty things and give love and serenity to all.
(KARL promises as leader of all he will play video games, act and be 148\% cool in the process. The Fonz has nothing on KARL in being cool. He will also smite all who are stupid annoying or ugly (Richard Talor), it's about damn time someone does!)
Tuesday would become a public holiday names 'The Feast Of Maximum Occupancy'

Some people think they're as good as KARL, but they're wrong. KARL is even better than HARRY!

So sign this petition and submit to the all powerful, benevolent, KARL.

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Latest Signatures

  • 14 December 2015100. Poo Assb
    HOW DO I SIGNED PETITION
  • 17 November 201599. Steven P
    Hmmm, Shaver?
  • 30 October 201598. Sean Km
    I support this petition
  • 12 October 201597. Big Gaya
    come join me on my big gay boat ride
  • 07 October 201596. Karl E
    HELL YA!!!
  • 03 October 201595. Chelsea L
    Duuude, my pet monkey that lives in my head is named Karl. Change ur name to Jerry,Trey, or even Ville(You will never be as great as Ville Valo though!)
  • 23 September 201594. Fraser H
    148% cool and better than the Fonz.... only Karl
  • 13 September 201593. Marija P
    I thank KARL, for taking the time out to teach me how to read!
  • 23 August 201592. Kylie Rangel
    Karl you are a stud muffin
  • 18 August 201591. President Oftheuniteds
    well Karl i surrender
  • 26 June 201590. Chris Leblanc
    make us proud
  • 05 June 201589. Scott Thefagb
    I like to butter up my brothers arse with peanut butter... oh ps. karl is my bum buddy!!
  • 02 June 201588. Chris Grant
    I want you bad baby
  • 13 May 201587. Joshua Kylel
    I support this petition
  • 19 April 201586. Nick L
    there is no one word to describe the coolness of karl
  • 10 March 201585. Jarrad Padilla
    thankyou for making me see the light
  • 04 March 201584. Mike S
    KARL is definitely the one we should all be bowing down to as his supremicy is astounding.
  • 31 January 201583. Scott F
    I am the supreme master
  • 23 January 201582. Rayanna L
    (: Karl is standing next to me.
  • 29 December 201481. Aaron S
    I support this petition
  • 18 December 201480. Ooter Bird
    Ich bin mit hans, lieben wir Sie karl, kommen besuchen uns und werden der folgende Fьhrer von Deutschland!
  • 04 December 201479. Jason J
    KARL clearly rules
  • 02 December 201478. Dino Pearson
    Karl is cool (apparently)
  • 27 October 201477. Ben Stone
    В
  • 04 September 201476. Karina Fritz
    hey Karl i hear you are kool, so i will vote for you.
  • 25 July 201475. Hana Young
    Karl is so hot i love him
  • 18 July 201474. Nicolas B
    Im Namen meiner Eltern, deren Vorfahren und meinem DEUTSCHEN VATERLAND verspreche ich von jetzt an nur noch Karl zu ehren (auch aufgrund seiner neuen ID card)! by the way: STOP RACISM AGAINST GERMANS AT BPIHS!!! HEIL KARL

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Jordan MoyerBy:
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Petition target:
U.S. Congress, Australian Parlement, Catholic Church, God, General public

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