Jon Stewart for President sign now

We, The Undersigned, are contacting you, Jon Stewart, because we all are of the opinion that you should run for the office of President of the United States of America. You are a successful Americanyou are the host of one the most-watched political shows (which has covered the last two elections, by the way, and imagine the coverage of the election if you were in it), you are an author and a trusted household face and name.

The Anyone But Bush Bandwagon is all well and good, but who better to replace Bush than one of the most out-spoken critics of the Bush administration?

It may seem like a silly notion, but we are confident, however, that you would get a hefty amount of votes, despite the fact that the odds of the Democratic Party backing you are slim to none...

Nevertheless, a good amount of the American people would vote for you.
You are, by far, one of the only Americans at this point that is worthy of the trust Americans should have in their candidates because you tell the American people the truth. You never had a problem with cocaine, you dont have any DUIs (at least not according to Google), and you have never done anything to upset the UN at all.

It is the firm belief of the undersigned that you would be an excellent presidential candidate and we therefore urge you to run.
[Besides, we need a hot First Lady and Tracey is a fox.]
Jon Stewart for President!

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