Jon Peache for King of the World! sign now

We all know that Jon Peache, aka Mr Brightside, aka Simon from Popworld, aka That Lanky Twat, is a fine specimen of the human race.

It is therefore proposed that he should be declared King of the World, and given as much Monster Munch as he can eat and as many concubines as he can handle. He will also be given a house made of marshmallow and the right to appoint all his friends to important posts. Like Lord of the Antarctic or Princess of the Moon.

He will be a fair and just leader and set an example to all that sail in him.

Long live the King!

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Latest Signatures

  • 27 December 2015100. Mark Es
    I'd like to say ah Jon Peache for king ah
  • 12 December 201599. Floatykatja Holland
    If you go back on the monster munch deal I will hunt you down and suffocate you with your own marshmallow house. Just so you know.
  • 25 November 201598. Rosalind Anderson
    It's for the children.
  • 13 October 201597. Hayley J
    Brilliant - be who you were born to be! I want to be Princess of the Moon!!
  • 07 September 201596. Jon P
    You go girl!
  • 31 August 201595. Lorne G
    I'm sure you'll make a fine "king of the world" be kind to your Minions...
  • 30 August 201594. Digby Thebiggestdoginthew
    Woof
  • 11 August 201593. Bernard M
    It's a truely booootiful idea. Will Sir be requesting a turkey luncheon?
  • 04 August 201592. Miguel F
    Good luck with your stiiiinking petition
  • 30 July 201591. Steve G
    This is the best idea since Police Academy 9
  • 29 March 201590. Bernie C
    You can ride my ostrich any day your majesty
  • 24 March 201589. Super M
    I'm super and I say JPeache for king
  • 13 March 201588. Austin C
    Sterling work old chap.
  • 15 February 201587. Conrad F
    May I be the first to congratulate you your highness.
  • 02 December 201486. Babba J
    Babba salute brave new king!
  • 01 September 201485. Prince Harding
    dude, peachey has style coming out of his ass man, make him king and give him a symbol
  • 12 July 201484. Michael C
    Not a lot of people know that I support J Peache for king of the world.
  • 11 June 201483. Steph S
    I support this petition
  • 25 May 201482. Booger F
    Marvellous idea, implement it forthwith.
  • 15 May 201481. Oscar Ruizm
    We in the pissing smell libary say yes!
  • 12 May 201480. He M
    By the power of Greyskull!
  • 18 March 201479. Kateyface K
    I can't believe you thought of it first. Please share your monster munch with your happy minions.
  • 07 March 201478. Donna Thekebabh
    Hi iz twewly wurvi
  • 06 March 201477. Roly Polycomedianterrys
    I was Penfold before I died you know.
  • 14 February 201476. Scatman J
    diddly do wop wop pow sciddly do!
  • 22 December 201375. Rula L
    When you are king will you bring back Rock Follies?
  • 18 November 201374. Holden B
    I'm a rat fan and I'm here on the orders of my rat master

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