John Jay Hall to be Renamed After Joe Jones sign now

Whereas Joe Jones has brought great glory to our Columbia campus in only his second season as Men's Basketball coach; and

Whereas Joe Jones' Columbia Lions have six victories and only one defeat; and

Whereas Joe Jones' Columbia Lions have won both of their games on the road over respected opponents; and

Whereas Joe Jones has coached his team to four come-from-behind victories; and

Whereas Joe Jones has tremendous fashion sense; and

Whereas Joe Jones is currently the best coach with the last name Jones in the Ivy League; and

Whereas Joe Jones is currently the best coach in the Ivy League; and

Whereas Joe Jones has recruited a top recruiting class, in which five first-years have the potential to contribute immediately; and

Whereas Joe Jones is the only coach in the Ivy League with a fan club that bears his name; and

Whereas Joe Jones records the best ROLM phone messages on campus; and

Whereas Joe Jones has created a Columbia Classic, adding to Columbia's glory and laying the road for a good Columbia basketball program for years to come; and

Whereas Joe Jones is currently the most popular figure on campus with the initials "JJ"; and

Whereas no one on campus has ever met John Jay; and

Whereas John Jay predated basketball; and

Whereas John Jay is old and outdated; and

Whereas Joe Jones is new and glorious; and

Whereas Columbia basketball has a 483-1472 record during the existence of John Jay Hall; and

Whereas the spirit and morale of Columbia University needs to be lifted by the basketball team;

Now, therefore, be it resolved, that Columbia University immediately rename John Jay Hall, that it be known henceforth as Joe Jones Hall, and that JJ's Place, located conveniently in the basement of Joe Jones Hall, officially stand for "Joe Jones's Place".

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  • 29 June 201550. Brad W
    Because of Joe Jones, I was finally able to rush the court after 4 years of waiting.
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  • 25 December 201239. Roger Elliott
    Best idea to hit Columbia in decades!!!
  • 08 September 201238. Jon G
    Ah, if only all petitions had such purpose and gravity! We love you Coach!
  • 08 August 201237. Raymond S
    and let's rename some bathroom after armond hill
  • 25 June 201236. Angel Martinez
    "Hey,nice site look this:
  • 23 September 201135. David J
    And so shall it be!
  • 06 November 201034. Jonathan B
    I support this petition
  • 26 May 201033. Jarid M
    JoeMentum Hits Morningside Heights! Who Owns New York? Joe Jones!
  • 19 February 201032. Eric B
    Go lions!!!!
  • 10 January 201031. Alex P
    GO LIONS!!!!
  • 29 September 200930. Adam B
    Go Go Joe!
  • 14 September 200929. Solmaz F
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  • 21 November 200828. David A
    Joe Jones gonna rock u
  • 21 September 200827. Benjamin S
    I support this petition
  • 14 February 200826. Jocelyn Naomil
    "i love joe jones" -- anonymous
  • 12 February 200825. Avery K
    Go Joe Go
  • 29 December 200724. Nicole M
    it shouldnt have taken this long...:)

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