John for Governor of California sign now

My fellow Californians! I understand that our current Governator isnt doing his job! Therefore I am here to petition that I! John Rodriguez become the NEW Governor of California! Yes, I am a minority, Im a latino male, I am 18 years old, I never finished highschool and I spend my days sitting on my computer posting on the Newgrounds.com BBS and playing Counterstrike all day. Yes I do get pwned by 12 year old kids in that game, BUT THAT ISNT THE POINT!!! The point is that I will TURN THIS STATE AROUND! No more TAXES!! Except for the rich, by that I mean anyone who lives in or around Beverly Hills or anywhere near Fox Studios. In fact, I will outlaw money in this state, EVERYTHING WILL FREE!!! Except Shampoo and Kiwi Shoe Polish.

I will change the name of this state to Counterstrikofornia, and using my mighty spoon of trust, I will cut along the borders until this state if FREE from the United States! Then we will become our OWN COUNTRY!! The United Cities of Counterstrikofornia it will be called! Speedos on men will be outlawed! So will punk rockers and whiny teenage girls who try to be "different"! THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!! Then we raise enough rocks and cinderblocks, we will construct a space colony on Pluto and then! AND THEN!!!!!! You know what.. I dont know what I want, just vote for me and sign the damn petition, thanks.

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