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I believe that the Bible has become irrelevant and outdated to the yoof of today, and is in need of an update. Although certain details should remain, especially the bit about the donkey being used as transport into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, because donkeys are viewed as "cool" and "with it" nowadays, I cannot help but feel that the character of Jesus is outdated. Not only does he have an unpopular name, but he also wears stupid clothes. I do, however, feel that there is a simple solution. I suggest that every mention of "Jesus" in the Bible should be replaced with the name "Stephen Fry". Although there may initially be some confusion, as this name is already well known to many as the title held by the comedic actor and QI presenter, Stephen Fry. This could easily be clarified by a multi-billion pound publicity campaign, or the hanging of Stephen Fry (the comedic actor and QI presenter, NOT the new Jesus!) as a witch.

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